You bring up good points! And the Uranium Orange bowls can keep food stored in it sterile for centuries! I'm guessing Mutant Chicken Leg Jewelry is a fad right now Down Under-or why would she want them? But then Polonium jewelry or sausage is not for the faint of heart!

Quote - Hey, that's a great idea.  Spread it on your bread and it toasts itself.

I did hear there are six legged chickens around Chernobyl.  Nobody knows what they taste like, though, because they can't catch 'em.

Although, why Esther would want to wear chicken legs for jewellery is beyond me.