"Wibble wobble wibble wobble, jelly on a plate"

Yeah, Poser's cloth room won't really do very well for this... which is fair enough. It's kind of a volumetric simulation, I would think, as opposed to just folds and collisions of a near flat plane?

Face_off may have been looking into this off the back of Poser Physics, if I recall rightly? Or maybe SM have something being fleshed out on this front, to be revealed when they get round to rolling up their sleeves on Poser 2014? :)

Yours, the eternal optimist, Monsieur Monkey McCloud ;)