ROFL!!! Thanks for the laugh!

To resolve your melting dillema, scroll down to the bottom of this page and you'll see a video gallery:

http://poser.smithmicro.com/poser10-poserpro2014/#upgrade

The third video from the end, with the toon figure wearing the plaid shirt (Barney) will explain how you can set up your ... um ... jiggly areas. 8-)