HAHAHAH!!

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"The smelly man thing with his dangly bits long ago decided that it was better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. Let those who sow the wind reap the whirlwind. Sorry Mikey, this is why you can't have nice things. Lulz."

• Signed -

Her Royal Highness, Victoria, by the Grace of the Goddess, Supreme Uberwench, Imperatrix of the Sovereign Empire of Poserdom, Queen of Rendering, Duchess of the Third Dimension, Protector of the Sacred Flame and Wielder of the One True Sword of Power.

Delivered This Day at Her Command and Witnessed by the Vestal Virgins of the Temple.

I am pleased to remain Her Majesty's Most Humble Servant.