Something people may have not spotted on the HiveWire3D FB page:-

 

We at HiveWire 3D are gearing up for the opening of our marketplace, and we're looking for individuals who would like to help us test products that are submitted to HiveWire 3D.

If you are interested in becoming a HiveWire product tester, or know anyone who you think might, we are looking for some talented individuals to help us out in the very near future (like you can start tomorrow).

Here is a run-down of the general requirements and expectations (I can't take full credit for this description, it's derivative of one I like a lot):

Who we are:
HiveWire 3D provides a wide array (at least 30 or 40 elements) (programmer humor) of 3D content products and solutions to an impressive list of customers that have heard of the Fortune 500. We have an amazing, but yet-to-be-proven legacy and portfolio of clients that rely upon our award-winning products (just you wait, the awards are coming) and we're recognized by Inc. as one of the fastest growing companies they have yet to watch. Even if Inc. didn't recommend watching us, we're still fun to watch. We do tricks.

HiveWire 3D offers a casual (read: "no tuxedos" ), small team (read: "less than 12,993"), work environment (read: "your own environment") that's high on responsibility and low on politics and fair-to-midland on sewing skills. We also offer competitive compensation packages including unlimited vacation, running water, on-site fitness center (Chris is available for Greco-Roman wrestling during the hours of 2-4pm every MWF), desk chairs, patio chairs, and a roof. Seriously, we have a roof.

Who you are:

This position involves testing 3D models, accessories, and related utilities using primarily straight-forward testing methods. You will interact with some of the best and brightest content creators from within our 3D community trying your hardest to break their products any way you can imagine until they are brought to tears. Bonus points for double backflips and welding skills.

The candidate must be able to work independently in a fast-paced, oxygen-based environment, along with having strong communication and team based skills to execute projects with demanding deadline expectations.

What success requires:

Passion for testing. Zest for life. Indifference for ambivalence.
Minimum of 1 year of 3D product testing experience .
Maximum of 1 years experience tightrope walking.
Good understanding of what makes a great 3D product.
Passing familiarity of astrophysics and rocket surgery.
Proficiency with Poser and/or DAZ Studio
Low to no understanding of computer chip manufacturing processes.
Good communication ability, both written and verbal. (Can you read this line?)
Good analytical skills, and close attention to detail. (Can you count all of the numeric characters and spaces in this line?)
Experience working on multiple simultaneous projects with varying priorities.
Ability to work independently on diverse problems and resolve testing challenges on a daily basis.
Able to perform and willingness to learn in a fast-paced, start-up environment, with limited management oversight.
Ability to treat people with respect under all circumstances, instill trust in others while upholding the values of the organization
Ability to work well as part of a team; to exhibit objectivity and be open-minded towards the ideas and views of others, give as well as welcome feedback, contribute to building team spirit, aid others to succeed.
Able to leap a bunny hop over a curb.

What enhances success:

Familiarity in Poser 9, Poser Pro 2012, Poser Pro 2014
Familiarity in DAZ Studio 4.5+
Familiarity in other 3D applications (Carrara, C4D, Maya, MAX)
Get me a signed photo of Candace Swanepoel. (Doesn't even have to be her signature.)
Testing experience with 3D content creators

If working in an uncompromising, high-paced, low-politics environment sounds exciting to you, drop us a line. Then pick it up. Drop it. Turn around. Hokey Pokey! We would love to talk more about how HiveWire 3D can empower you to achieve greatness. Please be prepared to list references of your 3D testing experience. Extra credit for 3D renders involving any of the above requirements.

All the best.

Great Uncle LROG

Who honors those we love for the very life we live?, Who sends monsters to kill us?, and at the same time sings that we will never die., Who teaches us whats real?, and how to laugh at lies?, Who decides why we live and what we'll die to defend?, Who chains us?, and Who holds the key that can set us free... It's You!, You have all the weapons you need., Now Fight!