Quote - > Quote - Maybe I'm being too kinky, but, and maybe without the required additional figures, a childbirth morph?  (To those that think this is too far out, how in hell do you think you got here?)  

C-section     Pfhrtbptttbtbtbt :P

Hmm.  MY wife was in labor over 36 hours, had to have some chemical help, finally delivered about six in the morning.  That evening she was walking around normally, which did not set too well with a few others that were new mothers.  Our first and only.  But the doctor didn't do C section, although he did threaten it.  Daddy was sleeping in the waiting room, when they took her into delivery, they were supposed to come after me, just didn't for some odd reason.  Mom had my youngest sister by C secton, she was mostly down for a week or more.  Us kids didn't mind, Grandma came and stayed for the week.  We liked Grandma. 

Doric.

The "I" in Doric is Silent.