Even though I'm probably going to cover them up, I'd still say 5.  I sometimes have my female figure doing un-ladylike things, such as flashing her 24 year old, eligible bachelor gardener and getting little or no response.  Methinks maybe I created him with a four inch wide stripe of yellow chicken feathers running down the middle of his back.

Doric.

The "I" in Doric is Silent.