The Pettiness Generator for setting such as small-mind ness and meanness. The Dumbo-O-Matic for defining stupidity and levels of pointlessness. The Frustratron to set levels of customer frustration. Also on this deluxe version, is the B.S.A... The Bull Shot Adder, which comes with a ear trumpet for use with those new fangled telephony and interweb services. Plus a tray with fresh steaming BS.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.