It's genetically impossible for a man to pass number 2.  I was watching a show on discovery with the magician guy (cancelled but it was after mythbusters).  On one show this guy had no idea that the waitress swapped places with his date after looking away for a minute or two.  The first was a blonde the second was a brunette or vice versa, the point is it was a big difference.  The woman who was next on the other hand had no idea the chinese decor turned into mexican while she was talking with hers.

Men and women just think differently.

The key to your long term happiness is being right and not letting her drag you into her mind games that are designed to screw you over.  These games are a woman's game, not a mans, playing them is a no-win situation for you unless you know how to turn the tables.  Most men don't, therein lies their biggest weakness.

Example, for the do I look fat in this question, say "no I didn't but now that you brought it up I can't unsee it.  Thank you very much for ruining the one thing a guy is not supposed to pay attention to because now I'm obcessing over it."  This is probably true because you don't notice little things (unless we are talking about a sudden shift of a few inches).

She'll feel bad for asking and if you give a version like that enough times, hopefully  she'll just learn her lesson.

However, if she goes on a diet later, start asking her if she's lost any weight yet and if she says yes she'll love you more for noticing that.  If she says no, just keep giving her encouragement.  You want her not to be fat right?  Encourage her to stay on the diet and pretend to notice the weight loss she mentions even when you don't.

True story, when I dieted 2 years ago, I was literally the last person to notice physical changes even though I could see the scales going down every week.  Like I said earlier, guys just don't notice these things.

WARK!

Thus Spoketh Winterclaw: a blog about a Winterclaw who speaks from time to time.

 

(using Poser Pro 2014 SR3, on 64 bit Win 7, poser units are inches.)