Quote - Most of these questions are mind games. But we aren't always trying to cause trouble. Most women are insecure in one part of their life or another. Many times they are a request for attention. We can't just say pay attention to us. Because then you are only doing it because we asked not because we matter to you. Sometimes we really want a truthful answer. Usually you don't want to do this until you've been happily married for several years and have learned to tell what your wife's mood is.

One tip unless you don't want to worry about having kids ever again, never answer the question "Do these jeans make me fat?" with "It's not the jeans."

When I had a cat, and she wanted me to pay attention to her, she would wait until I was doing something either really important or just something that I really enjoyed like watching tv or working on my computer. Then she'd get a snuggly and start rubbing up against me and just wouldn't leave me alone until she had my undivided attention. Then,  she'd just go away and I'be be left wondering, what the hell was that all about?

I got rid of the cat because she reminded me of why I longer had a girlfriend.