** ROXIE - THE INTERVIEW**

First of all, Roxie, I'd like to thank you on behalf of myself and of the readers of the forum.  I'm sure they all appreciate you taking the time out of your Runtime to do this interview for us.  But before I start with the questions, there's something I'd personally love to know;

Why choose me to interview you?***
I was watching over the thread, you stood up for me in the debate, I like that in a guy.***

You're welcome, Roxie!***
Ok, no problem, just get on with it, it's freezing.***

You look a bit sad in the render, why is that?***
It's not really sadness, it's more of a hidden anger than anything else.***

And why is that?***
When you live in a Runtime like I do, it gets really annoying when your owner keeps clicking on Victoria.  I think I'll get more render time than the other Poser girls, but I want more than that, and that's why I'm here doing this interview.***

So you blame Victoria for the lack of interest in you?***
Sure.***

And what's your opinion of Victoria?***
The btch needs to die, obviously.**

I think you're quite a sassy girl, Roxie, and I'm as surprised as you are.  What do you think it is that makes vendors want to vend for Genesis but not Roxie?***
I couldn't give an opinion on why a female vendor doesn't vend for me, but I reckon I have the guys pretty much sussed.***

Well?***
I think it's pretty obvious really.  The male vendors don't vend clothes for me because they like to see me naked all the time.  I even had to walk to this interview for the render, totally naked.  I think I caused like six crashes by the time I'd got here.***

So you're confident about your body, or rather "Mesh" then?***
Yeah, sure.***

And how do you feel you compare to Victoria 5 in that sense?***
You're kidding, right?***

I'm all woman, from head to toe, every vertex and every poly a woman.  As for her, Victoria, she's not even a woman at all, she can morph into a guy just like that, it's creepy as hell.  I've seen creepy sht on the internet, she has guy bits sometimes!*

I hear EClark has a product in the works for you, Roxie, how do you feel about that?***
Cool, the guy obviously has class.***

He also said you'd be ideal for a beginner to practice with.***
Then I'll kick his ass next time he loads me up for a fitting!!!***

Are you pleased about the way Smith Micro and Steve handle things?***
Yeah, I suppose, but sometimes I think they miss the plot.  I'm half expecting Steve and Teyon to team up and create a new superhero-character called Cooperman!***

Any advice to potential vendors out there?***
Yeah, they need to stop obsessing over Victoria and start obsessing over me instead.  I render better than she does, I have character.  Poser has better SSS and softbody mapping, you can even map-out my entire body with a soft-body dynamics if you like.***

Plus, I have puffies.

Ok, so let's imagine Roxie was suddenly the girl in the limelight.  Are there any specific vendored products you envisage yourself wearing?***
Not really, but that's always been a Poser girl's priviledge, a girl likes to be surprised, and so do the customers.  I say go for it, surprise me***.

Well, it's been great to have this opportunity to speak with you like this.  I've had to bleet-out a few of the words, but in general, I think you made your point.

Good luck, and see you later, Roxie.***
Yeah, later.***