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Puts on best movie voice-over voice**

It's fear ... vilters ... fear.

Not since the dawn of time has there been such a dangerous request put upon mankind.  Suggestions not to her liking could cause the forum population to start dropping one by one, and all without trace.

No man, that's no man, has the balls to face the potential wrath of Roxie.
(Apart from us three I mean).

Goes back to standard common-as-muck voice