Ah well, ok then, fair enough :lol:

So Kim stole her lunch, EClark believes a quick airbrush might do thie trick, and vilters has Frankenstein fantasies about blending women together in Blender.

So basically, what you're all saying is you want this (see attached).

Forget it, such creatures are girls of fantasy.  They're the exclusive domain of men who possess either handsome good looks, a handsome-sized wallet, or both.  I can just hear the commentator now:

Ok babe, hand in the air, lets take a good look at you - there's a good girl - oh hell yeah!

- Ok, I have 5.000 dollars.
- 10.000.
- 50.000.
- Old guy at the back there, 60.000.
- I have 60.000 dollars.
- Did I tell you she does nude yoga and contortion?
- 100.000 dollars to pumeco over there!
- Any advance on 100.000.
- Yo Shane, check out the booty!
- 150.000 dollars.
- 160.000 dollars.
- 200.000 dollars.
- Sorry vilters, no monthly installments on this one.
- I might as well give her away at these prices, come on guys!
- Wiz, a pretty little retirement gift to yourself, huh?
- 220.000.
- 250.000.
- Any advance on 250.000, imagine the possibilities, guys, come on!
- 500.000 dollars, oh my, they love you babe, they love you!
- Any advance on 500.000 dollars?

Going once ... going twice ... SOLD ... to EClark over there for the bargain price of 500.000 dollars!
*Well done man, that'll be 500.000 dollars in advance - and no funny business this time.

Any questions before I strip her and stick her in the trunk?*
Yeah, does she cook and wash dishes?