@Michele
Are you on chemicals, dear girl?
It's peasant, not pheasant :lol:

@David
You are just jealous because I beat you to the most secluded room here.  It might be small but it's warmer because of it, especially when I've had the camping stove on.

Plus, I can invite my Peasant Girls here without anyone hearing their cries of pleasure, it's perfect, I just need to find some chains now.  And that reminds me, you can be watchman and guard the door again once the room has been suitably converted.  The experience you gained before means you don't need to be trained.  I might even let you spend some time with my girls if enough of them turn up.

It depends if I'm feeling generous or not.