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Somehow I still manage to stay clean, Mies, by 'zipping' my lips before I start showering...

Oh, well, do I believe you????. I mean the fact that you're completely clean.
I give you the benefit of the doubt, Clive. 
Although, I have no idea how it is with your nose (on the avatar).
There must be a reason why you keep it covered, right?
What will there be to hide?