There's a really easy way to learn Blender, you know what it is?
You download it and pretend you paid 4.000.00 dollars for it.

Because you supposedly paid 4.000.00 dollars for it, you are detemined to learn it and get something for your virtual expenditure.  So you order a printed user guide, you grab your coffee, you relax and have a leisurely read.  If you get bored, you put it down and come back later, the book is physical and can be grabbed whenever you fancy it.

Before you know it, you can do magic.