Attached Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQKl1bgVaaI

Bill, We have an old song:

Hist hvor vejen slår en bugt
Ligger der et hus så smukt

Væggene lidt skæve stå
Ruderne er ganske små

Døren synker halvt i knæ,
Hunden gør, det lille kræ.

Under taget svaler kvidre.
Solen synker og så vid´re.

 

Yonder where the road is bending 
there is a house so beautiful.

The walls are a little quirky
The windows are quite small

The door sinks half of the knees,
The dog barks, the little creature.

Under the roof swallows are twittering.
The sun is setting - and so on.

There are more to the song, but this vil do....  if you are more curious, click the link :)