"There's no such thing as a "perfect" human specimen."

*You've obvously never met me :lol:

I'm so perfect that I get endless letters from women asking me to donate sperm to one of those futuristic sperm banks.  I've been contacted, on numerous occasions, due to my incredible intelligence, asking if I'd donate my brain to scientific research.

And last but certainly not least, I get sexual offerings from the worlds most beautiful women on a daily basis.  Trouble is, if I fall prey to that one then I obviously forfeit my chance of earning money from the sperm bank.*

Then I woke up.