"P.S. Do women still ban men from the bedroom? I thought that went out in the late '60s!"

*I wouldn't know, I never seem to get the chance to find out :unsure:

As for the other stuff, I reckon you should show some boobage and a bit of leg.  Even if you're an oldie it still might catch their attention.  That said, if you do that, you can probably wave goodbye to your free TV sets, and the way the economy is, you're probably better off with the free TV sets anyway!*