titter sorry, shouldn't laugh.....but you ain't the only stupid one! I remember going on quite a long trip in one of my older cars - a big Toyota - and realising 200 miles from home it needed oil (the red light was a hint). Bought some and started putting it in, but you know how it pours steadily then suddenly 'gloops' out of the bottle? It did that onto the exhaust manifold and promptly caught fire. Thank god I had a bottle of lemonade in the car - shook it up & sprayed it onto the fire. Worked a treat, but the smell was pretty bad for 20 miles or so.....(",)