Last week, I conquered hair, if we define 'conquered' as meaning 'achieved rudimentary success in installing, see also Skill Level: Chimpanzee.'

I'm now working to clothe my Victoria 4 figure, as she has made it plain she has remained nude in the Pose screen for far too long. "Really," her expression says. "Not even a pair of shorts and a sports bra? What are you, fourteen?"

So I bought her a really nice Victorian gown, and installed it in my library (yay!) and -- well, that's pretty much it. I click on the Boots, for instance. I am told they are loading, and then Victoria stamps her foot and mutters something about perversion coupled with incompetence compounded by profound ignorance.

So I'm off to explore the myriad wonders of dynamic versus conforming clothing, the cloth room, and quite possibly the comparative effectiveness of various over-the-counter headache relief remedies. 

But never fear, Victoria, I'll get you clothed yet!