What ... WTF ... I never said anything was Teyon's fault :-D

I said a scratch-built figure by you, but sculpted by Teyon, would be superb.  The problems you point out are the problems you clearly know about, otherwise you wouldn't be able to talk tech about them in such detail and with such confidence, would you?

That's my point, you either genuinely know your stuff or you're talking crap just to look smart!
I'm assuming you know your stuff, so what I said was a compliment, you crazy person!