Well, here in Newfoundland we have places with names like Hibb's Hole (later changed to the more gentile Hibb's Cove), Come-By-Chance, Conception Bay and Dildo!

No, I am not kidding. It really is named that. Every now & again somebody brings up the "we gotta change that" argument for Dildo but it never really gets off. Er, to a start, it never gets off to a start I mean. I think I'll shut up now.