Fancy a Vagina Tandoori?
No?

Ok, what about a lovely can of Fish Assholes then?
You could always wash it down with a bottle of Pet Sweat if it's too strong.

Kids misbehaving again?
Show 'em a tin of Shredded Child Meat and they'll be as good as gold!

And what about a good wholesome can of Shitto, eh?
You don't even need to puke afterwards cause you can always buy a bag of ready-made Puke!

And finally, the one the girls have been waiting for ...
That's right girls, nothing like a good old box of Spermies - "The candy you love to swallow!"  :-D