So basically, you've been going around just pretending to be a fairy, just wait until Tony hears about this!

And as for Hornet, if I were him I'd be very suspicious of that look in his avatar.  I know that look, my Jack Russell used to do that every time he'd done something he shouldn't.  That said, he used the same emotional blackmail whenever I was eating, the pitiful look, which is actually a good thing, because ever since he died, I feel I've put on more weight than I'd like.  I need him around again to help me eat sniff

A woman once dropped a tray full of sausage rolls as she pulled them out of the oven.  She was about to bin them so I asked if I could have them for the dog.  He ate the bloody lot in around two minutes, lol, I don't know how he fitted them all in, but he did :-D

Oh, and Moriador teasing me like that was just mean :-P