@Primorge
I'll not pretend I don't know you're being sarcastic, but seeing as it's you, I'll humour you cause if it's a John Carpenter film, I'd probably like it anyway :-D
No worries about VHS, I have a beautiful machine, how else do you think I'll sell Special Edition copies of my Indies and beat the pirates?

You visited Unearthed Films lately?
They haven't just started doing Vinyl now (Metal) - but even VHS for their Indie movies - I do love those guys :-)

Anyway, I found something for you, too, you lucky person!
Let's just say I'm glad I fall in the 1-2% genius he talks about ... just sayin ;-)