I am going to be in Murfreesboro, Tn in Jun (I have relatives that live a few blocks away & I am from Nashville originally).  I am going to go by and chat with them about their shitty service.

LOL, ssgbryan, don't go getting yourself in trouble......we don't want to see you on the evening news being carted off to jail.

No, I won't be getting myself in any trouble.  Just talking in an even tone of voice discussing the "quality" of their service, such as it is and what there is of it.