There's no equaliser out there I like unless I pay mega-money for it, and even then they're not the exact spec I want - so it's easier and a heck of a lot cheaper to build my own.  Already designed it and SPICE-tested it, just haven't got around to soldering it all up yet.  Basically it's just going to be a stereo analogue 3-Band (Bass Mid Treble), but it will be a shelving EQ with the valleys tuned exactly where I want them, and there'll be a lot more gain than a standard commercial EQ.  Yup, she's gonna be a big chunk of rack-mounted alumminium with three big knobs on.

Regards the hairy woman being a man: thanks for pointing that out, not so sure the YouTubers would believe you though, in fact looking at the comments I think they'd be bloody disappointed if they found out it was a man - lol