@Shane
$130K in student loan debt, are you serious? - I thought you said you were $6K or $8K in debt or something like that!
WTF happened since our last conversation to get it to that amount?

I just did a currency conversion on it, and bloody hell, $130K is the equivalent of around £82K, and the monthly payment is around £760.  I don't know how you managed to even get a student loan for that amount.  Actually, I don't even know what a student loan is supposed to be for, not really.  I just assumed it's for buying things you might need for college, books etc, and considering the internet, I don't see why you would even need it for that!

But yeah, you caught Yoda out on that one, lol, don't know what to suggest.

I dunno, maybe offer yourself as a slave to some rich bitch with a yacht?  Don't knock it, it could be fun.  And not only that, you'd be a slave even if you didn't go that route, so surely it would be better to take the route that offers potential riches and the likelyhood of sun-drenched sex on the side.  Keep her yacht nice and shiny and life could be good.  No living costs means that you get to pay-off your debt really quick, and if she's kinky, you could really pile on the costs for such pleasures.

If you don't fancy that, isn't there any type of work that pays a lot due to danger, stuff people don't want to do but it pays well due to the risks involved?
Maybe something like that, just grit your teeth and bear it for a year or so, then get the hell out of there.

@Primorge
No need to apologise, hardly anyone completely meets with my approval anyway, not that it matters.