Pummelhead, for someone who's country nearly ended up flying a different flag, you sure seem to hate those corporations that kept it from happening.  Especially after I've seen some of the Brit measuring "instruments", or as I call them, "Look like instruments."  Test indicator, total travel or range, plus or minus .010 inch, accuracy, 10%.  One thousandth error in ten thousandths travel.  Very precise.  At least by Brit standards.  Want a few thousand more facts?  I'm perfectly happy to destroy Brit pride.

And your delusional rantings, stay away from the Guiness.  Try coffee for breakfast, maybe ham and eggs with it.  You might find it's not the world wobbling as you try to walk.

Doric. 

oi! can you attack HIM not the rest of us Brits that are totally blameless? we are not like him you know. and hang on. aint these attacks against the TOS in the first place? is it now open season ?