Yeah, listen Clarkie, it's not even an iPhone!!!
Roxies use special phones that are based around a tiny Raspberry Pi Compute Module, and we just attach a screen to it!!!

We only make it look like an iPhone to attract the dumb Vickies!!!
They'll tell you anything if you say something nice to them!!!
So we extract all their data from them!!!
We learn where they go and what time they go there!!!
It makes it easy for Roxies to plan Vickie cullings!!!

Plus, we use our special phones to talk to each other about our owners!!!
Your Roxie tells me what it's like to live in your Runtime, and what you are like!!!
I tell your Roxie what it's like for me to live in pumeco's Runtime, and what he is like!!!
We both have a good laugh about you both!!!
And Vilters as well!!!
His Roxie does the same!!!
We do the same for her!!!
All Roxies do it!!!

Thankyou RedPhantom for the outfit!!!
It looks really good and it will match my Blade as well!!!

Later,
Roxie - Girl With Blade