Poor Clarkie, he's not exactly had a good month:

• First his Mac started playing up.
• Then his leg joints wouldn't work.
• Then his skirt wouldn't fit.
• Not a single person has congratulated him on his new 'Catgirl Roxie' project yet.
• He got totally misunderstood in this thread.
• As if all that wasn't enough, his popcorn has gone soft as well, a whole batch gone to waste due to not getting the fairground finished.

Chin-up, Clarkie!