I still can't read it without laughing like, never mind, maybe I resemble what I almost wrote. 

A lot of things in it date it, it's been maybe fifteen years since the first time I saw it.  I wasn't the one that posted it, and the reaction from the intended target seemed to miss the humor.  Had to search for it maybe half an hour, couldn't remember what it was called.  First line is the name too.

Doric

The "I" in Doric is Silent.