If I was half as well behaved as my son I'd be a CEO or something other than a sailor and wannabe artist!

He's a good kid; just in the wrong place at the wrong time. He walked in when they were doing whatever the hell it was. I still don't have the whole story, but he got caught holding the bag when the principle came around the corner and caught them. The others ran like hell. He stayed there and turned himself in. Honest little guy. Wonder where the hell he got that from? LOL! 

If I had a nickle for ever time a woman told me to get lost, I could buy Manhattan.