I know what you mean Frequency... my cell is an original Jitterbug.
It makes/receives calls, no camera, no apps, no voicemail (costs extra and I'm a cheap old fart).
It's about 75% the size of a pack of cigarettes (100s length) and works flawlessly with the original battery.
I also have various hand tools (NOT electric) over 50 years old that perform better and last longer than modern ones (both manual and electric).
My favorite vehicle is a '89 Chevy S10 that still runs as good as the day I drove it off the lot.

To paraphrase the late comedian George Carlin (I think it was him), "does new and improved mean the previous stuff was old and s****y?".

Things that make you go hmmmmmm...