heddheld posted at 2:31PM Sat, 03 October 2015 - #4232132

hush up I was in the pet shop (with my daughter and G'kids) and some of the "dog chew" toys wouldn't have looked out of place in a sex shop

I know what you mean. My boss has a little terrier that he has pictures of all over his office. In one of those pictures, there is a chew toy just like you mentioned sitting near the dog. When I saw it, I asked him jokingly if the dog had gotten into his wife's secret stash. He said he told her it looked like one of those things when she brought it home for the dog.

If I had a nickle for ever time a woman told me to get lost, I could buy Manhattan.