I once thought about having a blog... It sounds a lot like some sort of Bulgarian turnip based goulash or something one may contract by cavorting naked with manatees... I'm not that fond of goulash so I wasn't that big on that whole thought... To be honest I don't really think I know exactly what a blog is... It's not this rash I got from the manatees, the doctor said it was unusual, but not a blog. From the general usage of the word I'm starting to think it has very little to do with turnips or manatees and more to do with some sort of writing format. I should probably look that up and stop guessing at stuff.

Okay... I just looked it up... It does have to do with writing... That's kinda disappointing, because I thought cavorting with the manatees would be more rewarding and possibly give me something to write about... Well, I suppose that could have been something if I had actually written any of it down, but the crayons don't work on wet paper and I forgot most of it already, so I suppose it's a moot point.

Moot point... Moot... That's another one of those words that's misleading... It sounds like it would have more to do with cows and cow related activities, which in case anyone is wondering, it does not.

English is such a strange language... I wish I could speak it, or write stuff in it.

Wait... I just looked it up, and apparently I do speak or write in what is probably English... Maybe I was thinking of Portuguese or Kusunda... Its not Kusunda, because I just looked out the window and it's not Nepal and I'm pretty sure I just made up Portuguese... I make up a lot of stuff, so it's really hard to keep track of what I'm going on about at any given moment, especially in Nepalese... Nipplese... Nepal... Nipal... Nipple.... I always wanted to go there... then I found out that most people just pronounced it poorly and it has nothing to do with nipples.

I don't know what's wrong with me... Surly lots of things, but in this case particularly, I'm at a loss.

I guess if I ever wrote a blog it would go much like this and that's probably not a good thing... Blogs are supposed to be informative and interesting or at least coherent. I don't think I'm capable of any of that nonsense. I believe in free range writing... Like when you go to one of those chicken farms where there are no rules and chicken society has broken down and the chickens are all murdering each other because no one is telling them what to do.... Well, I mean I believe in the no rules part... I'd never deliberately murder a chicken unless it was pointing a gun at me or I was really hungry and maybe it was on fire a little bit just before... Just enough to get a golden crispness and hopefully it had been rolling around in some herbs and spices... That would be nice.

I seem to have forgotten why I began writing this. I hope it didn't have anything to do with cavorting naked with manatees... Did you know you can get a rash from that? Well, so much for this confusing and intellectually damaging reply.