what if we had to advertise for everyone like this, imagine a sign around your neck, "today I am wearing slim fitting jeans, created by Guess, purchased at JcPenny for a very special price. my lovely sweater is from Sears, made by Levi's, it was a little costly, but well worth every penny and the scent you smell is my favorite perfume, from Abercrombie and Fitch, and lets not forget the Victoria's secret bra I'm wearing purchased special from Victoria's Secret, on sale for 19.99, you can't beat that deal"