I'm a nice guy too, Sam. But, I'm retired, the only one in the house, they want to put something in my computer like the popup, fine. Free entertainment. They want remote access, Uh-uh. But I'll talk as long as they stay on the line. Every minute they're trying to scam me is one minute they're not scamming someone else. Wish I'd written down the number though, I could have kept calling them back all day.

The "I" in Doric is Silent.