SamTherapy opened this issue on Nov 22, 2016 ยท 76 posts
SamTherapy posted Thu, 24 November 2016 at 7:17 AM
One for the Brits:
Came in from mowing the grass and found my wife unconscious at the foot of the stairs. When she came round, she asked if I'd heard the noise.
"Yup, I heard", I replied.
"Why didn't you come in to see if I was OK?" she asked me.
"Well", I said, "I thought you were watching Eastenders".
Guy checking in to a motel says to the receptionist, "I'm a born again Christian, so I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled".
The receptionist gives him a sharp look and says, "No, you weirdo, it's just normal porn".
Two cannibals eating a clown. One stops and asks the other, "Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.