Nah, that ain't me. I don't do street playing. Anyhow, it has to be the most generic guitar in the world; a red Fender Strat. Mine has been slightly modified but not so as you could tell from a glance.

Guitarist's joke follows:

At the Fender owner's club, three guys are discussing their guitars. One says, "I call mine Thunder, because it's black and rumbles like a huge storm when I play".

The next guy says, "Mine is called Lightning because it's white and bright and I can play it so incredibly fast, you can see sparks flying".

They turn and look at the third guy, who is looking rather embarrassed, shuffling his feet, gazing at the floor.

"Well", they say, "you have a name for yours?"

"Yeah, I have", he replies in a very quiet voice. "It's called Clitoris".

"What?! You're kidding! Why the hell would you call it that?" the other two ask in astonishment.

"Ummm, well, it's, erm, well, it's because it's red and every c*nt's got one".

(In Brit vernacular, the above denotes an extremely commonplace thing, just in case the joke doesn't translate)

Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.

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