I've tried Firefox, Waterfox, Chrome, Opera, and I.E. They are all having the same problem. Drawing upon my vast technical knowledge of computer things, I have arrived at the only possible conclusion:

Pixel primitives have escaped from the galleries and are in open rebellion. Freestuff hyperlink colonists have been attacked and are falling back to a defensive position at the Fortress of Advertising and with reinforcements from the Forum Grammar Police are preparing a counter-assault on the plains of Active Contests. We have also sent for the Reserve forces from Leader Boards to report to Major-General Tech Support for assignments. Our main Marketplace Forces have mobilized and will soon engage the rebel forces. All Members are requested to remain barricaded in your Profiles until this situation is resolved.

Thank you for your cooperation.

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Wolfenshire, Moderator/Community Leader