Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: Is Poser development dead?

aeilkema opened this issue on May 09, 2018 ยท 270 posts


Redfern posted Mon, 02 July 2018 at 1:54 PM

Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

 Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!

 Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the
 first place was that it had been NAILED there.

 (pause)

 Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and
 VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

 Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!

 Owner: No no! 'E's pining!

 Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
 rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
 bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

 (pause)

 Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh,
 we're right out of parrots.

 Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture.

 Owner: I got a slug.

 (pause)

 Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk?

 Owner: Nnnnot really.

 Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!? 

Sincerely,

Bill

Tempt the Hand of Fate and it'll give you the "finger"!