A few errors in the above, Bill. Without going through it line by line - which I ain't prepared to do - the first one I spotted was "The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on his back...."

It's "kippin' on his back". Kip is British slang for sleep.

As an aside, the concept of a Norwegian Blue parrot is not as ridiculous as it seems. According to recent discoveries (last year, ISTR), the area around Norway was once part of a warm, rain forest sort of place, as favoured by parrots and the like.

Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.

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