ummmmmmmm,cut all your hair off and chop it up real fine,take and put elmers glue on your monitor screen where ever you see they guy youre trying to make hairy,then stand away from the computer,say,two or three feet and through it where ever you have the glue,then take a pic of it,scan the pic then email it to all of your friends,finally get all your white clothes on and stand at the doorway til the other guys with white on,show up and take you for a ride to the place where i live,the funny farm..................hehe :0 ;) :(