Crud. Re-reading through the thread and:

"Maybe he's part gorilla. According to what I heard - ISTR it was TrekkieGrrl who told me (I don't know how she knows) - they have very tiny willies. About the size of a cigarette, IIRC. ?"

Could have swore I read pencil the first time through. Funny thing, I had a cigarette in my runtime but had to go and search out a pencil. Had plenty of ink pens, sure, but no pencils... TrekkieGrrl's 'Silver Back' and, for what it's worth, McGyver's pencil.

Been a really long day. Best wishes all, R