Her name's Sylvia Kristel. She's a ghost now, one that I'm sure is just as beautiful. Those of us who were tossing away in the 80s over our stash of naughty VHS tapes, will remember her as the hottie from those world-famous Emmanuelle movies. There's not a guy on earth can smoke like she could, not even Jack Nicholson. In fact, since becoming a heavy smoker aged 11, she managed to smoke herself to death by the time she reached 60.

So how "cool" is that, kids? ... Sylvia Kristel on Wikipedia

That was a public safety announcement, one I feel I should post to be clear that I am in no way endorsing or encouraging such a deadly vice. Eat NikNaks instead, it's a heck of a lot safer as long as you're not reading a Sam post while you're doing it!