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Subject: Apocalypse Tip #1 - Be prepared like a Zombie Scout

Wolfenshire opened this issue on Jan 17, 2021 ยท 10 posts


McGyver13 posted Sat, 29 January 2022 at 2:27 PM

First off you need to be prepared and arm yourself with a can of Zom-B-Gone...

With the new improved formula, not only will you be safe from Zombies, you'll smell springtime fresh without unpleasant feces scent that the original formula had... which they still have, if one enjoys that one.

But if one does get bitten, I recommend Zombalta...

Zombalta is not a cure, but it certainly looks like one, and with Zombalta you can ignore your zombification until you completely rot away... which may be sooner than without Zombalta... but at least you can still party, get tattoos and get your hair styled which seems to be really important to some folks.

Please Note... This is not an ad for Zom-B-Gone or Zombalta, nor is it any way connected to SilCorDyne Worldwide Enterprises LTD or any of its many subsidiaries... but you definitely should go out and buy lots and lots of it right now.

Go!... What are you waiting for?!