Forum: Writers


Subject: Apocalypse Tip #1 - Be prepared like a Zombie Scout

Wolfenshire opened this issue on Jan 17, 2021 · 10 posts


Wolfenshire posted Sun, 30 January 2022 at 1:59 PM Site Admin

I shall undead the thread, because zombies are coming. In a few days, a solar flare will hit Earth and create a spectacular aurora. I suspect that NASA is covering up how severe it will be. I suspect the dead will rise and the zombie apocalypse will begin. P.S. You’ll have to be in Scandinavia to see the flare, which means they’ll be the first zombies and it is likely that all future zombies will have an accent and sound like the Chef Boyardee cartoon guy... or maybe the Chef from the Muppets.

"borka borka borka" That's what a Zombie would say.


Wolfenshire, Moderator/Community Leader