So I did this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU_T7LOUy9Q

There are some mistakes in it, and not a lot of animation or quality content. But it's done and out of my hair for now. I may revisit this some day after I get better at animation and can use the whole pallet instead of doing things the way I did them here.

If I had a nickle for ever time a woman told me to get lost, I could buy Manhattan.